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Archive-name: Miscell/smiley.txt


Archive-title: Unofficial Smilie Dictionary, The

:-)   Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or

      joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.

;-)   Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.

      More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.

:-(   Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset

      or depressed about something.

:-I   Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as

      good as a happy smilie

:->   User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).

>:->  User just made a really devilish remark.

>;->  Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.

Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:

(-:   User is left handed

%-)   User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight

:*)   User is drunk

[:]   User is a robot

8-)   User is wearing sunglasses

B:-)  Sunglasses on head

::-)  User wears normal glasses

B-)   User wears horn-rimmed glasses

8:-)  User is a little girl

:-)-8 User is a Big girl

:-{)  User has a mustache

:-{}  User wears lipstick

{:-)  User wears a toupee

}:-(  Toupee in an updraft

:-[   User is a Vampire

:-E   Bucktoothed vampire

:-F   Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

:-7   User juust made a wry statement

:-*   User just ate something sour

:-)~  User drools

:-~)  User has a cold

:'-(  User is crying

:'-)  User is so happy, s/he is crying

:-@   User is screaming

:-#   User wears braces

:^)   User has a broken nose

:v)   User has a broken nose, but it's the other way

:_)   User's nose is sliding off of his face

:<)   User is from an Ivy League School

:-&   User is tongue tied.

=:-)  User is a hosehead

-:-)  User is a punk rocker

-:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)

:=)   User has two noses

+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office

`:-)  User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

,:-)  Same thing...other side

|-I   User is asleep

|-O   User is yawning/snoring

:-Q   User is a smoker

:-?   User smokes a pipe

-)   User is a cyclops

O-)   Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba diver)

O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)

:-P   Nyahhhh!

:-S   User just made an incoherent statement

:-D   User is laughing (at you!)

:-X   User's lips are sealed

:-C   User is really bummed

<|-)  User is Chinese

<|-(  User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes

:-/   User is skeptical

C=:-) User is a chef

@=    User is pro-nuclear war

*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat

:-o   Uh oh!

(8-o  It's Mr. Bill!

*:o)  And Bozo the Clown!

3:]   Pet smilie

3:[   Mean Pet smilie

d8=   Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator

:-9   User is licking his/her lips

%-6   User is braindead

[:-)  User is wearing a walkman

(:I   User is an egghead

<:-I  User is a dunce

K:P   User is a little kid with a propeller beenie

@:-)  User is wearing a turban

:-0   No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)

:-:   Mutant Smilie

      The invisible smilie

.-)   User only has one eye

,-)   Ditto...but he's winking

X-(   User just died

8 :-) User is a wizard

C=}>;*{))  Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,

                          a mustache, and a double chin

Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.

:)  Midget smilie

:]  Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend

=)  Variation on a theme...

:} - What should we call these? (what?)

:) - Happy

:> - what?

:@ - what?

:D - Laughter

:I - Hmmm...

:( - Sad

:[ - Real Downer

:< - what?

:{ - what?

:O - Yelling


:C - what?

:Q - what?

:,( - Crying

[] - Hugs and

:* - Kisses

|I - Asleep

|^o -Snoring

  :-`   smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco

  :-1   smiley bland face

  :-!           "

  :-@   smiley face screaming

  :-#|  smiley face with bushy mustache

  :-$   smiley face with it's mouth wired shut

  :-%   smiley banker

  :-6   smiley after eating something sour

  :^)   smiley with pointy nose (righty)

  :-7   smiley after a wry statement

  8-)   smiley swimmer


  :-*   smiley after eating something bitter

  :-&   smiley which is tongue-tied

  :-0   smiley orator

        smiley invisible man

  (:-(  unsmiley frowning

  (:-)  smiley big-face

  ):-)          "

  ):-(  unsmiley big-face

  )8-)  scuba smiley big-face

  =:-)  smiley punk-rocker

  =:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)

  +:-)  smiley priest

  :-q   smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose

  :-e   disappointed smiley

  :-t   cross smiley

  :-i   semi-smiley

  :-o   smiley singing national anthem

  :-p   smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)

  :-[   un-smiley blockhead

  :-]   smiley blockhead

  :-{   smiley variation on a theme

  :-}   ditto

  {:-)  smiley with its hair parted in the middle

  }:-)  above in an updraft

  :-a   lefty smilely touching tongue to nose

  :-s   smiley after a BIZARRE comment

  :-d   lefty smiley razzing you

  g-)   smiley with ponce-nez glasses

  :-j   left smiling smilely

  :-k   beats me, looks like something, tho.

  :-l   y. a. s.

  :-:   mutant smiley

  :-\   undecided smiley

  :-|   "have an ordinary day" smiley

  ;-)   winking smiley

  :-<   real sad smiley

  :->   y.a.s.

  :-z   y.a.c.s.

  :-x   "my lips are sealed" smiley

  :-c   bummed out smiley

  :-v   talking head smiley

  :v)   left-pointing nose smiley

  :-b   left-pointing tongue smiley

  :-/   lefty undecided smiley

  :-?   smilely smoking a pipe

  .-]   one-eyed smilely

  ,-}   wry and winking

  0-)   smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)

  :-=)  older smiley with mustache

  :u)   smiley with funny-looking left nose

  :n)   smiley with funny-looking right nose

  :<    midget unsmiley

  :>    midget smiley

  }:^#})  mega-smiley:  updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with

                        a double-chin

:-)     ha ha                   ~~:-(   net.flame

|-)     hee hee                 O |-)   net.religion

|-D     ho ho

:->     hey hey                 8 :-I   net.unix-wizards

:-(     boo hoo                   X-(   net.suicide

:-I     hmm                     E-:-I   net.ham-radio

:-O     uh oh                    >:-I   net.startrek

:-P     nyah nyah                3:o[   net.pets

|-P     yuk

:-}     beard

:-{     mustache

:-#     braces

:-X     bow tie

:-Q     smoker

<:I     dunce

(:I     egghead

@:I     turban

8-)     glasses

B-)     horn-rims

8:-)    glasses on forehead

:-8(    condescending stare

;-)     wink

>:-<    mad

Drama :-(       Comedy :-)      Surpise :-o     Suspense 8-|

Male    :-      Female  >-

Birth   |-O     Death 8-#

Infinity        8



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