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Archive-name: Miscell/pure-400.35a

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Archive-title: Unisex, Omnisex Purity Test  400





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                            THE UNISEX, OMNISEXUAL

                            P U R I T Y    T E S T

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                              Version 3.5A (400)

                                 Final Release

                                  13-Apr-1985

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Public  domain;  no copyright. All rights wronged, all wrongs reversed. Up with

going down. The risen flesh commands: let there be love. Murphy's law  on  sex:

Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.  Chaste makes waste.

Virginity can be cured.

This  document was not sponsored by the Department of Defense Advanced Research

Projects Agency, and was not monitored by the Air  Force  Avionics  Laboratory.

The  views and conclusions contained in this document should not be interpreted

as representing the official policies, either  expressed  or  implied,  of  the

Defense  Advanced  Projects  Agency  or the US Government. Neither should it be

interpreted nor inferred that the authors/contributors have actually  performed

any of the actions contained herein.

_______________________________________________________________________________

                                  N O T I C E

Disclaimer of Liability

The  user  of  this  test  acknowledges,  understands, and agrees that sex is a

hazardous sport; that a person must copulate in control, and use good judgement

at all times; that their partner's condition vary constantly  and  are  greatly

affected  by weather changes and previous use, that dirty sheets, variations in

terrain and bed surfaces,  spouses/pimps/managers,  forest  growth,  rocks  and

debris,  clothed  obstacles,  and many other natural and man-made obstacles and

hazards, including other users and  customers,  exist  throughout  the  bedroom

area.  Personal  managers  (pimps/spouses)  and sado-masochistic operations and

equipment are  constantly  in  use  and  may  be  hazardous  to  customers  not

copulating  in control. Impotence, collisions, and social diseases resulting in

injury can happen at any time, even to customers  copulating  in  control  with

proper  sexual  equipment.   Inherent and other risks are part of the sport and

exist in your partner. As a condition of being permitted to use the  facilities

of  your  sex object, the user of the partner agrees to copulate in control and

within the limits of his/her ability and further acknowledges and accepts these

hazards, dangers, and risks and assumes the risk of injury or loss to person or

damage to property which might result from the customer's use of the  partner's

facilities.

As  a  further  condition  of  being  permitted  to  use the facilities of your

partner, the customer understands and  agrees  (1)  that  in  the  event  of  a

transfer  of  use  by  another  or anything else in the management's opinion is

misconduct, misuse, kinky, impotence, or nuisance, this service may be  revoked

without  refund;  (2)  that  the partner is the property of the harem and, upon

request, he/she must be presented  to  any  authorized  representative  of  the

pimp/spouse;  (3)  that sexual equipment must be visibly displayed at all times

when you are in any bedroom and when approaching the bed to copulate.

Your sexual partner  is  not  transferable;  see  Theft  of  Services,  V.S.A.,

sections 2581 and 2582.

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Genesis/History:

ver   last revise #of q  revision site/contributors

 1      -   -      100     MIT Baker House/anon

 1      -   -1982  100     Ported to CMU by ps

 2    Spring-1983  247     CMU/jb, pd, kr, ps, ts, mt, et al

 3    13-Apr-1985  400     CMU/da, fa, tc, no, dt, sv, rz, et al

Version 1 (100)         Created  at  MIT.  Two parallel versions; one for male,

                and one for female. Not much is known about this version.

Version 2 (247)         Expanded to 247 questions. This marked the beginning of

                the unisex versions. The story goes that they intended it to be

                250 questions, but got tired that night and said  "we'll  think

                of three more tomorrow", and tomorrow never got there.

Version 3.3C.1 (400) on 05-Dec-1984

                First  formal  release  general of this test, version 3.xx. All

                former version were short-lived and tended to  be  bug  ridden.

                Does not discriminate against gays or bi's. Good correspondence

                of  scores (especially in the higher score ranges) between this

                version and version 2. Added in Genesis/History section.

Version 3.4 (400) on 29-Jan-1985

                Internal version;  never  released.  Source  code  accidentally

                destroyed,  much  to  the  consternation of one of the authors.

                Cleaned up many bugs. Added sections: Disclaimer of  Liability,

                Instructions for Use, Scoring, and Warranty Information.

Version 3.5 (400) on 10-Apr-1985

                Rebuilt  from  the  3.3C.1  source  and the 3.4 (only surviving

                copy) of the Xerox X9700 laser  printer  hardcopy.  Cleaned  up

                same  bugs  in  3.4;  wiped  out a duplicate question; The page

                number was moved from top of the page  to  the  bottom  center;

                this  was to avoid problems trying to coordinate duplex/simplex

                printing by other people and the positioning of  odd/even  page

                numbers. Added in verbose history section.

Version 3.5A (400) on 13-Apr-1985

                Found  that  we  had  431  questions  instead  of 400. After an

                all-night  hack  session, discovered that the problem lies with

                the version 4 (1400)-1 of Scribe and  how  it  treats  @section

                headers  and  @begin(text).  Ended  up  making  the pageheading

                contain a Scribe version field. Also had to  add  in  an  extra

                token  @newpage  on the page that the questions start; this was

                to preserve  the  last  of  the  @style[pagenumber  (@A)]  page

                numbers,  preserve the same in the Table of Contents, force the

                page number to be 1, make  sure  that  the  Contents  get  that

                right, and to force @pageheading and @pagefooting.

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Instructions for Use:

This is a fairly long test consisting of four hundred questions.  It starts out

tame  and  gets  progressively  worse,  or better, depending on your viewpoint.

There are many ways of going about taking this test. You  can,  of  course,  as

your  right,  guaranteed  by  the  Constitution,  be  anti-social and sequester

yourself in your room and take this test all by yourself; however, we feel that

the funnest way to utilize this test if to hold a Purity Test  Party.  All  you

need is one copy of the test, and a bunch of friends. (No doubt lots of writing

implements and paper would be useful too.) The person with the copy of the test

will  be  the  test  administrator; he/she will read the questions out loud and

everybody else will write down their answers. We have no definite rules  as  to

whether  the  participants are required to divulge their answers, that is up to

the group to decide; however, each person's purity score should be made  common

knowledge.  (The  person  with  the highest score gets to be giggled at for the

rest of his/her life.) This works great at  parties  and  lets  everybody  know

who's  easy and who isn't, so you'll know who to go home with. Don't leave home

without it.

All questions in this  test  pertain  to  events  that  have  happened  to  you

subsequent  to  your  weaning  and  babyhood  infancy.  Anything  that may have

happened before such time is considered not standing  and  void;  it's  a  null

point.  The  term mutual masturbation refers to someone masturbating you AND/OR

you masturbating someone else, not exclusively someone masturbating you AND you

masturbating them. We would also like to define having sex  in  the  homosexual

case;  homosexual  sex  has  occurred when you and/or your partner (of the same

sex) have an orgasm while there is some contact between the genitals of you and

those of your partner.

We would now like to bring to your attention  that  there  is  no  passing  nor

failing  score.  Therefore, one really shouldn't worry too much about getting a

high score, even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life.

                       --- ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT ---

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For this section, if you are mostly a:

         - heterosexual,  then the your partner in deed, often referred to

           by the words someone or  partner,  is  to  be  someone  of  the

           opposite gender.

         - homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the

           words someone or partner, is to be someone of your own gender.

         - 50-50  confirmed  bisexual,  then  your  partner in deed, often

           referred to by the words someone or partner, is to  be  someone

           of the opposite gender.

1. Platonic Relations

             Have you ever done any of the following:

   1. kissed a friend or stranger on their hands or their head/neck region

      as a friendly gesture?

   2. held hands with someone?

   3. had a date?

   4. had a date past 1 a.m.?

   5. dated someone on a regular basis?

   6. picked someone up?

   7. been picked up?

   8. gone steady?

   9. slow danced?

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  10. had the symptoms of Russian  fingers?

                               2

  11. had the symptoms of Roman  hands?

  12. shared a bed, sleeping bag, or sleeping accommodations with someone

      without anything steamy happenings?

  13. given a back or neck rub or massage with no ulterior motive?

  14. used tickling as a pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine?

  15. directly asked someone whom you were not going out with and had

      never gone out with if they were a virgin?

  16. used physical strength, physical power, or any physical prowess, or

      prowesslessness as a factor in pick-up, get-to-know-you-better

      routine?

  17. secretly lusted after someone without that person knowing?

  18. dropped subtle hints to someone whom you liked/loved/wanted, hoping

      that they would pick up on it?

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Although  this  section  is  termed  Auto-erotica  and mono-sexualism, the

      events herein still count even if you are with someone else  at  the

      time.  It  was so named because predominantly these activities, like

      the harp, (and the porcelain goddess) is essentially a solo event.

2. Auto-erotica and Mono-sexualism

             Have you ever done the following:

  19. had an arousing dream? (Wet dreams and the such.)

  20. been sexually aroused?

  21. uttered/muttered/yelled/screamed (or in other words verbally

      expressed) obscenities?

  22. fantasized about your long-term instructor, mentor, or someone who

      is superior to you? (One day skydiving teachers, or two hour ski

      instructors and the such do not count.)

  23. fantasized about your lawyer, doctor, nurse, psychiatrist or someone

      with whom you are having a professional relationship with?

  24. fantasized about someone you know personally but not closely?

  25. fantasized about anyone and masturbated at the same time?

  26. read or bought pornographic periodicals?

  27. read sexually explicit literature?

  28. gone skinny dipping alone?

  29. made obscene phone calls?

  30. phoned up any recorded phone sex numbers? (e.g.  (212)976-2626,

      (212)976-2727, (212)976-2828, etc. Please note that these are fifty

      cent calls in addition to toll charges and long distance charges.)

  31. phoned up any live phone sex numbers?

  32. stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are

      male?

  33. shaved your genital pubic hair?

  34. shaved your genital pubic hair on a fairly regular basis?

  35. masturbated?

  36. masturbated at least five times in one twenty-four hour period?

  37. masturbated on a fairly regular basis of no less than once a

      fortnight?

  38. masturbated where you could have been discovered? (In a crowd, in

      public, city parks, gym/dorm/barracks showers, movie theater, etc.)

  39. masturbated out in the wilds or in nature with no nearby

      civilization?

  40. masturbated to orgasm?

  41. masturbated while reading either pornographic or sexually explicit

      materials?

  42. masturbated while driving a moving, land vehicle? (Car, RV, truck,

      motorcycle, hearse, etc.)

  43. masturbated while on the phone? (No kinky interpretations of on the

      phone. This is legit.)

  44. masturbated while in a bathroom of the opposite sex?

  45. masturbated while watching an R or X-rated show?

  46. seen any burlesque show? (Rocky Horror counts)

  47. been to a peep show?

  48. been to a private showing of a pornographic movie?

  49. seen a pornographic movie in a theater?

  50. walked around in your room/apartment/house/habitation in the nude?

      (Must be a serious walk; five minutes of going around trying to find

      your undies after a shower doesn't make it.)

  51. walked around in a public or semi-public area with a top (shirt,

      T-shirt, etc) but no bottoms (pants, shorts, etc)? (Dorm hallways,

      lobby areas, etc. are acceptable; however locker rooms and bathrooms

      and such place where this behavior is not proscribed does not

      count.)

  52. bought blatant sexual objects? (This means that if you buy a bottle

             tm

      of Coke   and you use it as a dildo, it really doesn't count. Think:

      design and function.)

  53. owned any erotic art pieces? (Like that phallic symbol in the cat

      woman scene in A Clockwork Orange.)

  54. sculpted erotic-obscene artworks in food (predominantly bananas,

      carrots, apples...)?

  55. eaten any erotic food items? (Chocolate tits, banana dicks, etc.)

  56. sculpted erotic-obscene artworks in soap, wood, or any other

      carvable material (that isn't food)?

  57. made an X or R-rated snowman or snow-woman?

  58. tasted your own orgasmic liquids?

  59. inserted your finger into your rectum?

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  60. used ben-wa balls ?

  61. performed oral sex on yourself? (Yes, this is possible.)

  62. willingly urinated on the garments that you were wearing at the

      time? (In other words: piss in your pants; wet yourself; had an

      accident.)

  63. willingly urinated on any part of your body?

  64. willingly defecated on the garments that you were wearing at the

      time? (In other words: shit in your pants; had a serious accident.)

  65. willingly defecated on yourself? (In other words: sick.)

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3. Legislative Misfits and Other Ethical Questions

             Have you ever done any of the following:

  66. administered a whole Purity Test or are in the process of

      administering a whole Purity Test of any version? (That's where you

      are the test administrator in a Purity Test Party. See Instructions

      for Use for further information.)

  67. taken Purity Tests of any versions more than 5 times?

  68. lied on any previous Purity Tests?

  69. exaggerated about any sexual experiences?

  70. broken your word, promise, or vow?

  71. written graffitti?

  72. plagiarized?

  73. shoplifted?

  74. stolen?

  75. made out a check that bounced?

  76. committed breaking and entering?

  77. told someone that you loved them when you did not?

  78. told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted to have

      sex with them?

  79. fantasized about someone else other than your partner while you were

      engaged in sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?

  80. intentionally listened in onto other people having sex, oral sex, or

      mutual masturbation without their knowing it?

  81. used alcohol to lower someone else's inhibitions for the intent of

      sex or oral sex?

  82. used drugs to lower someone else's inhibitions for the intent of sex

      or oral sex?

  83. forced or coerced someone into having intimate physical relations

      with you?

  84. had dates with more than one person in the same night while one or

      more of the people involved were not aware of your actions?

  85. gone steady with two or more people at the same time with one or

      more of the people unaware of what you were doing?

  86. gone steady with two or more people at the same time with all of

      them knowing that you were doing it?

  87. urinated on someone else intentionally? (Piss fights!)

  88. urinated in cup, bottle, pitcher or any such receptacle that was not

      originally designed for such purpose excepting urinalysis incidents?

  89. urinated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse, tree, bush or any

      commonly accepted piss hole? (For instance: in the kitchen sink, or

      in the family car's glove compartment.)

  90. urinated from higher than the fifth floor, or equivalent height,

      above ground level out of a building or off a bridge or any such

      permanent structure (e.g. the Grand Canyon)?

  91. defecated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse or any commonly

      accepted shit hole? (Camping/hiking trips in which bathroom/outhouse

      access are nil do not count.)

  92. stored any excretia in your refrigerator, oven, or any food

      storage/preparation appliance?

  93. stored evacuated excretia anywhere else in your room, apartment,

      house, habitation, office, etc?

  94. entered a bathroom of the opposite sex and was not accompanied by

      someone of the opposite sex and was not involved in a search and/or

      rescue mission at the time?

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  95. mooned or goosed  someone?

  96. streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself

      in public before (or after) an informal, unofficial gathering of

      people?

  97. streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself

      in public before a formal (official) gathering of people? (Such as

      for a function, stage performance, charity dinner, etc.)

  98. been arrested? (Picture taken and all that wonderful, free stuff.)

  99. received money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual

      masturbation?

 100. given money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual

      masturbation?

 101. thought you might be or might have unintentionally caused someone to

      be pregnant?

 102. had or gave someone an unwanted pregnancy?

 103. had sex while either you or your partner but not both were under the

      age of consent of the state that you were in then?

 104. given a sympathy fuck?

 105. initiated sex with someone for the sake of sex only?

 106. willingly committed incest?

 107. been involved in adultery?

 108. stolen the underwear of someone you know for a purpose other than

      that of a practical joke or to just ire the person? (A bunch of guys

      invading the women's dorm on a mission of panty raids does not

      count.)

 109. intentionally taken someone's underwear and didn't know who it

      belonged to?

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4. Drugs

             Have you ever done any of the following:

 110. had an alcoholic drink?

 111. been intoxicated?

 112. threw-up from too much alcohol?

 113. passed out due to excessive alcohol?

 114. forgotten events that occurred while you were drunk?

 115. smoked tobacco?

 116. chewed tobacco?

 117. bought controlled/illicit drugs, or any compound scheduled by the

      DEA, in violation of the law?

 118. sold or re-sold controlled/illicit substances, or any compound

      scheduled by the DEA, in violation of the law?

 119. taken stimulants?

 120. taken depressants excluding alcohol?

 121. inhaled nitrous oxide (NO ) while not visiting a dentist?

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 122. inhaled anything containing butyl nitrate?

 123. taken valium?

 124. smoked marijuana/sensemilia?

 125. smoked marijuana/sensemilia more than four times?

 126. eaten marijuana/sensemilia?

 127. eaten marijuana or sensemilia more than four times?

 128. taken opiate in any form?

 129. taken opiate in any form more than twice?

 130. used cocaine?

 131. used cocaine more than four times?

 132. injected any drugs into your body for any other purpose other than

      medical?

 133. injected any one drug into your body for any purpose other than that

      of medical more than twice?

 134. taken PCP?

 135. taken PCP more than twice?

 136. taken d-lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD-25), peyote, or psilocybin?

 137. taken LSD, peyote, or psilocybin more than twice?

 138. taken LSD more than six times?

 139. deliberately injured yourself so as to obtain medication?

 140. played any games in which there was a mystery as to who would be

      getting drugs and who wouldn't, yet everybody plays in it? (e.g.

      Who's got the pill, where half the cups (of soda) would have LSD in

      it and the other half wouldn't and everybody picks a cup and drinks

      it and wonders who gets lucky.)

 141. had sex while using cocaine?

 142. had sex while under the influence of marijuana/sensemilia?

 143. had sex while under the influence of LSD, peyote, or psilocybin?

_______________________________________________________________________________

For this section, it you are mostly a:

         - heterosexual,  then  your partner in deed, often referred to by

           the words someone or partner, is to be someone of the  opposite

           gender.

         - homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the

           words someone or partner, is to be someone of your own gender.

         - 50-50  confirmed  bisexual,  then  your  partner in deed, often

           referred to by the words someone or partner, is to  be  someone

           of the opposite gender.

5. Non Platonic

             Have you done any of the following:

 144. propositioned someone for necking or petting?

 145. propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?

 146. pinched or patted someone else's buttocks?

 147. french kissed?

 148. been kissed below the neck but not including arms or hands?

 149. kissed someone else below the neck but not including arms or hands?

 150. necked?

 151. petted above the waist?

 152. petted below the waist?

 153. kissed on the first date?

 154. necked on the first date?

 155. petted above the waist on the first date?

 156. petted below the waist on the first date?

 157. given a hickey?

 158. received a hickey?

 159. fondled or stroked someone else's clothed legs?

 160. fondled or stroked someone else's bare legs?

 161. fondled or stroked someone else's frontal chest/torso region?

 162. had your frontal chest/torso region fondled or stroked?

 163. been involved with pelvic thrusting while fully clothed?

 164. had your fingers licked or sucked?

 165. had your ear or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked, or

      nibbled?

 166. licked, breathed onto, sucked, or nibbled an ear or ear region?

 167. licked or sucked someone else's finger(s)?

 168. fondled someone who was asleep?

 169. given a back massage with ulterior motives?

 170. given a back massage that lead to something steamier?

 171. seen someone else completely nude and the person was under good

      lighting conditions?

 172. been seen completely nude under good lighting condition by someone

      else?

 173. been in someone's company while both of you were completely nude?

 174. bathed or showered with someone?

 175. let someone else wash you while you were perfectly capable of doing

      it yourself. (This means that it doesn't count if you were in the

      hospital with two broken arms and the nurse washed you, no matter

      how cute she is.)

 176. gone skinny dipping in mixed company?

 177. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's clothed

      breast?

 178. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's bare

      breast?

 179. licked, sucked, or nibbled on someone else's nipple?

 180. had your nipple licked, sucked, or nibbled upon?

 181. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's

      covered genitals?

 182. had your covered genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise

      handled?

 183. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's bare

      genitals?

 184. had your bare genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise

      handled?

 185. had an orgasm while petting?

 186. given your partner an orgasm while petting?

 187. given or received finger scratch marks?

 188. performed oral sex?

 189. received oral sex?

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 190. done sixty-nine ?

 191. performed mutual masturbation?

 192. had sex? (No need for orgasm; penetration counts.)

 193. had sex on the first date?

 194. had sex without the use of birth control devices? (Rhythm, prayer

      and hope methods do not count.)

 195. had sex with a virgin? (Not yourself.)

 196. had sex with a religious officiary. (Priest, nun, mother-superior,

      cardinal, pope, etc.)

_______________________________________________________________________________

This  section  of  the  test  deals with whether you have done things with

      people whom you may not be altogether comfortable, therefore in this

      section of the test, if you are mostly a:

         - heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred  to  by

           the  words  someone  or  partner,  is to be someone of your own

           gender.

         - homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the

           words someone or partner, is someone of the opposite gender.

         - 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then  your  partner  in  deed,  often

           referred  to  by the words someone or partner, is to be someone

           of your own gender.

6. Non Primary Choice Relations

             Have you ever done any of the following:

 197. held hands or otherwise displayed public affection?

 198. kissed someone on the lips?

 199. french kissed someone?

 200. necked?

 201. petted?

 202. received manual sex?

 203. given manual sex?

 204. received oral sex?

 205. given oral sex

 206. had sex?

 207. had anal sex? (The use of fingers or any phallic objects in this

      case would also count.)

 208. done 69?

 209. propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?

 210. yielded willingly to a proposition from someone for sex, oral sex,

      or mutual masturbation?

 211. been a participant in a who's-physically-better-equipped

      verification contest? (Contestants must be of same gender;

      spectators, judges, umpires, and verifiers may be of different

      gender.)

 212. gave money or favors for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?

 213. received money or favors for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?

 214. fondled someone who was asleep?

 215. attempted to seduce someone?

 216. allowed yourself to be seduced?

 217. had an orgasm while petting?

 218. gave your partner an orgasm while petting?

 219. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with more than 10 people?

 220. stroked or fondled the clothed legs of someone?

 221. stroked or fondled the bare legs of someone?

 222. stroked or fondled the clothed chest/torso region of someone?

 223. stroked or fondled the bare chest/torso region of someone?

 224. stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the clothed genitals of

      someone else?

 225. stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the bare genitals of someone

      else?

 226. been in a menage-a-trois of people of the same sex?

_______________________________________________________________________________

For  any  of the questions in this section, a yes answer is in order if it

      is  something  that  you  do  as  an  alternative  to  other  sexual

      gratifications  or  as an aid and/or in conjunction with other means

      of sexual gratification, or in other words, have you done  it  in  a

      serious  basis? Trying it a few times to see what it's like does not

      count.

7. Alternate Choices

             Do any of the following apply:

 227. been decidedly heterosexual?

 228. been decidedly homosexual?

 229. been decidedly bisexual?

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 230. practiced bestiality ?

 231. practiced transvesticism?

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 232. practiced sadism ?

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 233. practiced masochism ?

 234. practiced bondage?

 235. practiced domination?

 236. practiced submission?

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 237. practiced sodomy ?

                           10

 238. practiced cocrophilia  ?

                           11

 239. practiced frotteurism  ?

                            12

 240. practiced klismaphilia  ?

                           13

 241. practiced necrophilia  ?

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 242. practice mysophilia  ?

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 243. practice scoptophilia  ?

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 244. practiced urophilia  ?

 245. owned an underwear collection of underwears not belonging to you?

 246. been a foot fetishist to any degree?

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 247. been a voyeur  ?

 248. been an exhibitionist?

_______________________________________________________________________________

This  section relates to what you have or have not done.  Accordingly, the

      group of people we are speaking of are of both genders. In questions

      where groups of people are concerned, there must  be  at  least  one

      person in the group who is of the opposite gender.

8. Group Sexual Relations

             Have you ever done any of the following:

 249. listened to dirty jokes in mixed company?

 250. told dirty jokes in mixed company?

 251. discussed masturbation? (Bringing up the topic of masturbation

      during Purity Testing does not cut it as discussed masturbation.)

 252. played a game in which it may require you or others to disrobe

      themselves?

 253. played a game in which it may require you or others to perform an

      action on another participant?

 254. been in intimate contact with more than one person at the same time

      while all of you were nude?

 255. had sex with more than 10 people?

 256. had sex with more than 1 person in a 24 hour period?

 257. had sex with both genders in a 24 hour period?

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 258. been in a bisexual/heterosexual menage-a-trois  ?

 259. had sex or oral sex with a person and his/her parent?

 260. had sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation, necking, or petting with a

      person and his/her sibling?

 261. been involved in a two (or more) in one?

 262. been involved in a gang bang? (Step right up; come and get it while

      it's hot.)

 263. been in a circle of fuck?

 264. been in a 69 circle?

 265. been to a (cooking, baby, Wesson) oil party?

 266. participated in a heterosexual orgy or been involved in group sex?

      (Four people or more; partners must be exchanged.)

 267. participated in a bisexual orgy or group sex? (Four people or more;

      partners must be exchanged.)

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 268. participated in a fuck-a-thon  ?  (Where the object is to see how

      many times you can do it in the certain amount of time.)

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This  section  measures  your kinkiness. Therefore, the questions apply to

      both actions and events occurring while you were alone  as  well  as

      when you were with someone else.

9. Extracurricular, deviant conduct

9.1. Non sentient objects

             Have you ever done any of the following:

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 269. used a bowling pin, Coke   bottle, or something along those general

      shapes for masturbatory or sexual purposes?

 270. masturbated using the aid of food?

 271. eaten the food used in masturbation after masturbation?

 272. eaten a lab dissection?

 273. inserted food into yours or someone else's anus?

 274. eaten the food after it was extracted/evacuated from yours or

      someone else's anus?

 275. received an enema for a purpose than that of medical?

 276. used a basket, garbage can, or any other comparable sized receptacle

      for target practice masturbation?

 277. used a mechanical hand-holdable device in aiding or replacing

      masturbation? (vibrator, massager, Dust-Buster, vacuum cleaner,

      etc.)

 278. used a feather or any other tickling device for the purpose of

      tickling?

 279. used ice for sexual purposes?

 280. used whipped cream for sexual purposes?

 281. used hot/melted wax for sexual purposes?

 282. put food, gravy, syrup, salad dressing, candy, peanut butter, honey

      or anything else edible on your partner's body and then eaten it?

 283. used any household syrup, sandwich spreading, oil, salad dressing,

      or any like substances for sexual purposes?

 284. used ropes, chains, cuffs or any other such device for bondage

      purposes?

 285. used a whip, chain, cat-o-nine-tails, or something similar for pain?

 286. worn a leather/grore suit?

 287. used an inflatable doll?

 288. humped an inanimate object like a pillow, (dinner) liver, hole in

      the wall, sausages, bananas, etc?

 289. had sex or oral sex with a dead person?

 290. inserted a small animal or creature into your rectum? (Either alive

      or dead.)

 291. had sex, or oral sex with your (dead) dinner animal or creature?

 292. attempted to have sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a

      live animal, but failed?

 293. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a smallish animal?

      (Dogs, cats, rabbits, lab rats, gerbils, etc.)

 294. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a wild animal?

      (Tigers, elephants, cougars, snakes, aardvarks, etc.)

 295. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a domesticated farm

      animal? (Cow, pig, chicken, sheep, etc.)

 296. mutilated any living animal or creature for your pleasures?

 297. had sex with a live animal? (Any size.) [These three questions

      differ from those above in that ones above measure your variation in

      animal choice, and the questions down here measure what you do with

      the animals.]

 298. received oral sex from a live animal? (Any size.)

 299. gave oral sex to a live animal? (Any size.)

 300. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a single type

      animal more than once? (Alive or dead.)

 301. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with more than one kind

      of animal? (Alive or dead.)

 302. cross dressed in the undergarments of the opposite sex for a sexual

      purpose? (This means that school plays, initiations, and the such

      don't count.)

 303. stuffed your pants or bra while you were cross-dressed for your

      sexual purpose?

 304. had your head inserted into a urinal or toilet bowl willingly?

      (Doing this in a pristine, show-room model does not count.)

 305. worn an groinal underwear on your head? (Panties, jock-strap, etc.)

 306. eaten, sucked, licked, nibbled, or otherwise inserted unwashed, used

      crotch piece of underwear into your mouth while the said underwear

      was not being worn at the time?

 307. deliberately sniffed or smelled the crotch piece of unwashed, used

      underwear while it was not being worn at the time?

 308. played in or with shit?

 309. worn or used a condom, or any feminine hygiene contraption that has

      already been used by someone else?

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This  section  tries  to  figure  out how many places you have done it. It

      applies only to those situations in  which  you  were  with  someone

      else.

9.2. Locality

             Have you ever done any of the following:

 310. necked or petted in a place of religion? (Church, temple, altar,

      Grand Holy Cabbage Head Patch, etc.)

 311. had sex, been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a place

      of religion?

 312. had sex, been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a place

      of the dead? (Morgue, mortuary, cemetery, etc.)

 313. necked or petted in a place of the dead?

 314. had sex, been involved in oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a

      contraption of the dead? (Coffin, hearse, etc.)

 315. necked or petted in a contraption of the dead?

 316. had sex, been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a car,

      station wagon, van, minivan, minibus, fuckmobile, or any moderately

      sized, land-road based vehicle not in excess of 30,000 pounds net

      unladen gross weight?

 317. necked or petted in a car, station wagon, van, minivan, minibus,

      fuckmobile, or any moderately sized, land-road based vehicle not in

      excess of 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight?

 318. had sex, been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a

      land-road based vehicle in excess of 30,000 pounds net unladen gross

      weight? (Truck, tank, armored vehicle, road-roller, etc.)

 319. necked or petted in a land-road based vehicle in excess of 30,000

      pounds net unladen gross weight?

 320. had sex been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a land

      based, non road dependant vehicle? (Train, subway, roller-coaster,

      etc.)

 321. had sex, received oral sex, been masturbated, performed oral sex,

      masturbated someone else, necked, or petted in a water based,

      vehicular transport medium locomoted by manual power? (Row boat,

      surfboard, floating bathtub, etc. While it may be true that the

      surfboard, or whatever, need not be in water at the time, we are

      making it the case here; so for it to be valid point, the thing must

      be in the water at the time.)

 322. had sex, received oral sex, been masturbated, performed oral sex,

      masturbated someone else, necked, or petted in a water based, wind

      or propeller driven transport medium not in excess of 80 feet?

      (Yacht, PT boat, etc.)

 323. had sex, received oral sex, been masturbated, performed oral sex,

      masturbated someone else, necked, or petted in a water based, wind

      or propeller driven transport medium that is in excess of 80 feet?

      (Ship, battleship, aircraft carrier, nuclear submarine, etc.)

 324. had sex, received oral sex, been masturbated, performed oral sex,

      masturbated someone else, necked, or petted in an aircraft?

      (Airplane, helicopter, hovercraft, balloon, zeppelin, flying carpet,

      flying saucer, etc.)

 325. had sex in a household room other than a bedroom?

 326. had sex on the floor (but not the roof)?

 327. had sex on any furniture that is indoors but is not a bed, table,

      desk, counter-top, a nor anything that is predominantly used for

      sitting, or to be used as a table/desk?

 328. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual

      masturbation in a telephone booth, voting booth, automatic

      photograph takers, or any such small, non-moving enclosure that was

      not designed for such activities?

 329. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual

      masturbation in an elevator, people-mover, escalator, or any

      building internal people moving device?

 330. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual

      masturbation up a tree but not in a tree house or similar structure?

 331. had sex participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual

      masturbation on a roof of a building in excess of 5 floors?

 332. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual

      masturbation inside or within the confines of a hedge, bush, other

      natural vegetation which can provide a wall effect, cave, rock

      overhang, in a well, or any other secluded, outdoor, non-vegetative

      shielding structure?

 333. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in the snow? (Spring thaw

      acceptable.)

 334. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a place where the

      prevailing, ambient temperature (of the air immediately surrounding

      you) was below the freezing point of water?

 335. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual

      masturbation in a place where you could have been discovered?

 336. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a water-filled

      bath-tub, hot tub, under a shower, running water (as in waterfalls,

      tropical, torrential downpour, monsoons, etc.)?

 337. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a body of water?

      (swimming pool, swimming hole, pond, lake, lagoon, sea, ocean, etc)

 338. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a bathroom of the

      opposite sex?

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9.3. Style

             Have you ever done any of the following:

 339. watched while someone else masturbated?

 340. orgasmed on somebody?

 341. orgasmed in somebody if you are a male or had someone orgasm in you

      if you are a female?

 342. been involved in the use of a penis as a leash or bludgeoning

      device?

 343. been involved in oxygen deprivation for sexual enhancement?

      (Nitrous oxide does not count.)

 344. willingly made video tapes or had pictures taken while having sex,

      oral sex, or mutual masturbation?

 345. willingly made audio recordings while having sex, oral sex, or

      mutual masturbation?

 346. talked dirty while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?

 347. intentionally made more noise than necessary while having sex, oral

      sex, or mutual masturbation so as to put on a good show for whoever

      may be listening in?

 348. had a family pet or domesticated animal walk over you or your

      partner during sex?

 349. had a general emergency arise while you were steeped in sex?  (Such

      as: house on fire, flash flood, private plane crash lands in your

      dwelling...)

 350. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone in which

      there is an age difference of more than 10 years?

 351. taken nude pictures of someone else?

 352. had nude pictures of you taken?

 353. been involved in breast fucking?  (aka "The Hawaiian Muscle Fuck")

 354. participated in fist-fucking?

 355. had sex for more than three hours in a single session of sex?

 356. been bruised during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?

 357. bruised someone else during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?

 358. been injured during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?

 359. orgasmed more the three times in one session of sex?

 360. disturbed other people by the making of excessive noise while you

      and your partner were having sex?

 361. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation while you were driving

      (the car or boat or whatever vehicle)?

 362. had sex doggie fashion?

 363. had sex in the female superior position?

 364. had sex sitting up?

 365. had sex standing up?

 366. had sex upside-down?

 367. gone through two or more sexual positions without the need for

      re-entry?

 368. fell asleep during sex?

 369. woken up to someone having sex with you?

 370. given or received a hickey on your upper, inner thigh?

 371. been on the receiving of anal sex?

 372. been on the ramming end of anal sex?

 373. had sex more than 10 times with 1 person?

 374. had sex more than 5 times in a 24 hour period?

 375. had sex more than 10 times in a 24 hour period?

 376. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in masturbation

      while someone other than your partner was watching?

 377. had sex or oral sex while one or both of you were playing a musical

      instrument, hacked, watched television, read, drawn or in other

      words were preoccupied with something other than sex and lust?

 378. performed oral sex after intercourse without washing or douching?

 379. kissed your partner on the lips after oral sex without brushing

      teeth, nor washing/gargling/rinsing out mouth?

 380. inflicted pain during sex?

 381. drawn blood by biting during sex? (Hickeys do not count as having

      drawn blood.)

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 382. been involved in cunnilingus   during the woman's period?

 383. had sex during the woman's period?

 384. foot masturbated someone?

 385. been foot masturbated?

 386. tongue bathed someone?

 387. been tongue bathed?

 388. licked or sucked on someone else's feet and/or toes?

 389. had your feet and/or toes licked or sucked by someone else?

 390. licked someone's anus?

 391. licked someone's anus while they were defecating?

 392. performed oral sex while the person was urinating?

 393. drank your own urine?

 394. tasted or drank someone else's urine?

 395. drank human blood?

 396. tasted someone else's nasal mucous?

 397. been involved in golden showers?

 398. swallowed your partner's orgasmic secretions?

 399. used the Purity Test as a checklist of things you could do?

 400. participated in Purity Testing with an ulterior motive?

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I. Scoring

Congratulations,  you  are now the proud owner of a sheet of paper with lots of

itty-bitty answers to the Purity Test. Sworn to excellence of  workmanship,  we

now  give  you  directions  on  how  to  calculate your Purity score. There are

several methods; the calculator method works best, as does the a  la  mainframe

method.   (A DECsystem-2060 works great as a PC.) Of the easier ways:  count up

all your "no" answers, then  divide  this  number  by  four.  This  gives  your

percentage  purity;  the  higher the number, the more pure you are; in the same

vein, the lower the  score,  the  more  of  a  sleaze-bag  you  are.  For  your

reference, we include calculator directions:

     For people with real calculators (HP):

               <#no ans.> [ENTER] 4 /

     For people with other (dinky) calculators:

               <#no ans.> / 4 =

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II. Warranty Information

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does it guarantee that it will get you laid or make you somehow somewhat better

in bed or the haystack.

The makers of this test are not responsible  for  any  liabilities  or  damages

resulting  from  this  test, including but not limited to, paternity suits. Ask

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Footnotes:

1

 Rushin' fingers.

2

 Roamin' hands.

3

 They  come as a set of several balls strung together. These balls are inserted

into the rectum of one of the participants before  sex,  and  are  yanked  out,

usually  by  the  partner, during orgasm. I think it's supposed to feel good or

something like that.

4

 Goose: opposite of moon.

5

 You must be at least 48 inches tall to be allowed on this ride.

6

 Avec les animaux.

7

 For clarification: a sadist likes to hurt others.

8

 For clarification: a masochist likes to receive pain.

9

 Anal sex.

10

  Marked interest  in  excrement;  esp.  use  of  feces  or  filth  for  sexual

excitement.--Webster's Third New International Dictionary.

  An  obsession  with feces, varied in expression; it may involve the sight and

sound of a person defecating.--The Book of Sex Lists, compiled by A. B. Gerber.

Ballantine Books, New York.  1981.

11

  3: Masturbation by rubbing against another person.--Webster's.

  The need to rub against another stranger,  especially  in  a  tightly  packed

crowd.--Sex Lists.

12

  A dependency on being given an enema.--Sex Lists.

13

  Fascination  with the dead; specif: obsession with and usu. erotic attraction

toward and stimulation  by  corpses  typically  evidenced  by  overt  acts  (as

copulation with a corpse.)--Webster's.

14

  Abnormal attraction to filth.--Webster's.

  A  dependency on something soiled or filthy, such as sweaty underwear or used

menstrual pads.--Sex Lists.

15

  A desire to look at sexually stimulating scenes  esp.  as  a  substitute  for

actual  sexual  participation  that constitutes a partial or component instinct

often sublimated (as in a desire for learning).--Webster's.

  A dependency on looking at sexual organs and watching sexual activity openly.

It is not surreptitious as in voyeurism.--Sex Lists.

16

  Being dependently responsive to the smell or taste of urine or the sight  and

sound of someone urinating.--Sex Lists.

17

  1:  One whose sexual desire is concentrated upon seeing sex organs and sexual

acts -- called also peeping tom. 2: An unduly prying observer usu. in search of

sordid acts or scandalous sights.--Webster's.

  Being dependently responsive to the risk  of  being  caught  while  illicitly

peering   at   another  person  or  couple  undressing  or  engaged  in  sexual

activity.--Sex Lists.

18

  Do NOT attempt this if you have a heart  condition,  or  have  a  history  of

cardiac failures.

19

  Do  NOT  attempt  this at home.  This is an extremely dangerous activity. The

people who perform this feat are highly trained athletes.

20

  Vaginal oral sex.

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                               Table of Contents

Disclaimer of Liability                                                       A

Genesis - History                                                             B

Instructions for Use                                                          D

1. Platonic Relations                                                         1

2. Auto-erotica and Mono-sexualism                                            3

3. Legislative Misfits and Other Ethical Questions                            6

4. Drugs                                                                      9

5. Non Platonic                                                              11

6. Non Primary Choice Relations                                              15

7. Alternate Choices                                                         17

8. Group Sexual Relations                                                    19

9. Extracurricular, deviant conduct                                          21

     9.1. Non sentient objects                                               21

     9.2. Locality                                                           24

     9.3. Style                                                              27

I. Scoring                                                                   31

II. Warranty Information                                                     32



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