Archive-name: Miscell/perfhand.txt

Archive-author: Brooks Peters

Archive-title: How to Give the Perfect Hand Job





Sex means more than intercourse; exploring all the different

variations enhances your sex life and keeps it from getting

stale.  Masturbating your partner can be very exciting for both

of you.  So, read on and learn how to let your fingers do the

walking.



Mutual masturbation can be a thrilling experience, but first, we

need to study the basics of manual technique.  Most men feel

women aren't skilled at handling penises.  Their grips are too

limp, lacking conviction and exuberance.  They seem afraid to

apply pressure, yet often pull or tug at inappropriate moments,

disrupting the rhythm.  They also have a tendency to scratch.

Clearly, we all need to be more knowledgeable about the proper

methods of mutual masturbation.  Either you or your partner can

perform the following exercises.  But it is written with an

experienced woman in mind.



The first concern is always a matter of size.  Is it large or

small?  Somewhere in between?  No issue has ever received greater

attention than the size of a man's penis.  Man's obsession with

cock size is probably a mental vestige of his primitive primate

past, but as far as human sexuality is concerned, it's a waste of

time.  A large penis doesn't have any effect on a woman's physi-

cal enjoyment unless she has a deep-seated psychological attach-

ment to well-endowed men.



How about its shape?  Is it curved like a boomerang or is it

straight like an arrow?  Does your fist fit around the spongy

mass of the shaft?  Does your hand completely engulf it?  This is

good because you can squeeze it all at once.  But don't be an

organ grinder.  Be gentle, yet firm.  If the penis has an unusual

girth, your hand may not completely encircle it.  In such cases,

try both hands to insure you don't miss any of the tender areas

while stroking.



Explore every square inch of his genital surface area.  A man

loves to have his penis worshiped, played with, tickled, fondled,

massaged.  Let him know that you are not afraid, ashamed or

disgusted.



Don't start stroking or jerking quite yet.  Just feel the full-

ness of it all.  Let your fingers run from the balls to the top

of the cock head, swirl around there, then slide back down the

other half and end back down at the balls.  The movements should

be swift and smooth, without bumping or stalling.



Now you're ready for some stepped-up action, but you don't want

to suddenly lapse into a series of beatings, whackings, jackings

and jerkings.  Tease the more sensitive areas of the penis.

These include: the glans and corona, and the tender part of the

bottom side of his penis.



Bring your palm up to the top of the glans and park it there flat

out, fingers held together and stiff, thumb pointed straight out.

Spin it around as if you were trying desperately to remove the

tight lid of a jar.  Your man will be groaning in delicious

agony.  The glans is super sensitive and this motion will bring

him exquisite pleasure.  He might grimace and cry out, and proba-

bly try to push your hand away, but he's loving every second of

it.  Now's your chance to be the one who plows ahead even though

he's pleading with you to stop!



After you've done this for a while, slip your hand down his

testicles and ever-so-gently grab them in your fingers, softly

tugging them down away from his shaft.  If they are big and

bulky, like Grade AA eggs, bounce them up and down a couple of

times in your hand.  Tell him how heavy they feel, how sexy they

are.  Whatever you do, don't squeeze them!  This could put a real

damper on your lovemaking for the rest of the day.  You might

notice that one of his nuts hangs lower than the other.  This is

perfectly normal.  Once you feel comfortable with the way his

balls feel in your hand, gently roll them up the underside of his

shaft.  Depending on their size and the amount of room in the

scrotum, they will most likely reach to half way of his penis.

He will like the way this feels.



Now, let go of his testicles and bring your fingers together in a

makeshift goosehead formation.  Very lightly, begin to stroke his

erection with your fingers, running them all over his sensitive

shaft and balls.  You may wish to slip the pocket of your goose-

head handhold over the tip of his penis, letting it rest there

for a few seconds.



About this time, the penis will probably start to emit its natu-

ral lubricant.  Pre-seminal fluid is nature's way of moistening

the canal of the urethra so that the spermatozoa can swim more

easily out of it; it also lubricates the head of the penis.  An

uncircumcised penis gathers up this lubricant within the foreskin

and keeps the head very moist and slick.  Use the juice to lubri-

cate the shaft.  Sometimes, its musky smell can be an aromatic

aphrodisiac for you both.



If there is little or no pre-cum, don't be concerned.  It is not

a requirement, and it doesn't always appear at exactly the same

time.



In any case a good lubricant will work just as well.  Add a drop

of moisturizing lotion to the shaft and gently rub it in.  Alex-

andra Penney, in her book, "How to Make Love to a Man", is very

keen on massaging the lotion between one's hands before putting

it on the penis because sometimes the cream is cold and the palm-

rubbing warms it up.



If your partner doesn't seem to have a very firm erection, try

using a cinnamon-based ointment which you can find at your local

sex novelty store or acquire through a mail catalog.  The slight

burning sensation often causes the penis to become rock-hard.

Adding a little dab to the testicles also helps.  If you really

want to do a number on him, slip a dollop of Ben-Gay on his balls

and watch him go through the roof.



One of the secrets of great manual sex is varying your hand

motions.  Here are a few indispensable techniques:



SWITCH HITTER

Use both hands, alternating back and forth in a pattern you

develop to offer him the most arousal.  He will notice the dif-

ference.  Don't get into a routine where the strokes are dull,

and noncommittal.  Give it to him good.  Get him to the point

where he's singing out, "I second that hand motion!"



DOUBLE WHAMMY

How about going double or nothing!  Bring both well-lubricated

hands down on his shaft.  Some cocks are so big they require both

hands.  If your partner's doesn't, then use the other hand to

caress and lightly flutter his balls, or tighten around the base

of his shaft.  If both hands fit along the length of the shaft,

move then together, up and down, in the typical pumping motion.

Pretend you're holding a baseball bat and are about to score a

grand slam.  You can also vary the directions of your hands, one

up, one down at the same time.  There's no doubt that two hands

are better than one.



THE ANVIL STROKE

Bring one hand down, letting it stroke the penis from the top all

the way to the bottom.  When it hits the bottom, release it.

Meanwhile you're bringing your corresponding hand down to the top

of the shaft, creating an alternating beating motion, hence the

name "anvil stroke." Think of those blacksmith duos who keep up a

double beat pounding motion as they beat that rod of iron on a

piping-hot anvil.



THE SHUTTLE COCK

Not many people have heard of the "shuttle cock," but it's one of

the best.  Take the penis in both hands, fingers lightly touching

the sides of the shaft.  In order to visualize the position,

think of yourself holding a clarinet.  Now flick the penis back

and forth between your two hands by holding on to the loose skin

of the shaft.  Shuttling it back and forth in this manner may not

seem incredibly thrilling to him at first, but pretty soon, as it

builds up momentum, it will drive him out of his mind.  Orgasms

encountered via this method are sometimes messy, but always

memorable.



THE BOOKENDS

Place both of your hands side by side against his shaft like a

pair of bookends.  Now push hard against his penis.  Then lift

your hands up and down.  Continue in this manner for a while.

The constant tugging of the skin around the balls and the mons

pubis will do the trick.



THE FLAME

Place your hands down on either side, your fingers pointing away

from the cock.  Pretend you're a campfire girl and start spinning

his pecker like a stick of wood.  This way you'll keep the home

fires burning for a long time to come.



THE BASE CLUTCH

Tighten your thumb and forefinger around the base of the shaft,

pressing down on the balls.  This will cut off the blood (acting

as an impromptu cock ring) and help you steady the shaft in your

hand.  If the skin on it is slick and immutable, you can stroke

the penis with more friction, thereby enhancing the excruciating

experience.



THE LOVE TUG

As you are stroking him, lightly pull on the whispy strands of

pubic hair sprouting from his testicles.  Don't pull so hard that

you remove them, but tease them gently, lovingly.  This will make

him holler with delight and awe at your inventiveness.



THE TWO-TIMER

Tickle his balls with one hand while the other jerks him up and

down.



THE THIGH-SWATTER

Use the hand that is currently unemployed to firmly but lovingly

pat his inner thighs.



BEST FIST FORWARD

Place your fist against his perineum as you're stroking him.

He'll probably start opening his legs a little wider, giving you

more space to press against.  Guaranteed to drive him wild.



As always, it is the psychological impact of what you are doing

that makes the sex so satisfying.  Let your mind escape into the

uncharted wilderness of fantasy.  As a sexual pioneer, it is your

manifest destiny to explore the outer limits of your sensuality.



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