Archive-name: Miscell/guidesel.txt

Archive-author: BeastBoy

Archive-title: Guide to Select Female Animal





This is a Guide written by one of my friends, BeastBoy.  I hope you

find it informative...  Constructive comments welcomed.  All flames

will go to /dev/null...





A Guide to Selecting a Female Animal for Fun and Friendship



Copyright 1993 BeastBoy

All Rights Reserved





                         INTRODUCTION



I have often been asked by the would-be bestialist: "What kind

of animal is the best?"  A lot of the answer, of course, is

personal taste, but many guys have little or no experience, and

have no knowledge on which to base an opinion.  An ideal

situation would be to have one of each to experiment with, but

in this day and age, few can have a place to keep farm animals,

and fewer still can keep a selection of them.   Therefore, I

have written this paper, in which I will share some insights

gained over more than 35 years of making love to animals of all

common species.  My opinions are my own, of course, but perhaps

the information here will help lead you in the right direction.



First there are some important things that are common to all

animals:





                   WHERE TO GET YOUR ANIMAL  



If you live in an area where you can have farm animals, there

are bound to be one or more livestock auctions nearby.  If you

decide to attend, get there early and inspect the possibilities.

A lot of this is just gut feel, since you will not likely get

close enough to touch them.  If you are going to bid on an

animal, select one that has a sleek coat, bright eyes and an

alert posture.  A lot of auction animals have not been treated

very well in their life, so they will be suspicious of humans

and may be difficult to train.   



The best place to buy livestock is from a breeder.  The cost

will be higher, but you will be able to better evaluate the

animal and find out something about her history.  You will be

able to get a "hands on" inspection, so be sure to briefly get a

hand under her tail and see how she reacts to having her pussy

and asshole touched.  You can usually do this without being too

obvious.  Besides, breeders understand that when someone is

buying breeding stock, it is acceptable to examine the animal's

genitals.  



When looking for a bitch, keep in mind that it is getting more

and more difficult to find an intact bitch due to city and

county regulations about spaying and neutering.  You will most

likely have to go to a breeder to get one, and adult bitches are

difficult to find.  Even when you locate one, it is difficult to

know how she was raised and treated and trained.  If you are set

on buying a dog, the best and most sure approach is to buy a

puppy and raise and train her yourself.   





                      KNOW YOUR ANIMAL



Once you have made your selection and purchase, and have gotten

your new animal home, don't expect success in screwing her five

minutes after arriving home.  Unless she has had sex with a guy

before, her natural instinct will be to resist.  This is not the

same kind of resistance that a woman would have, but just an

instinctive reaction to another animal (you) having access to

certain parts of her body.  First, you should let your animal

find out about her surroundings and get comfortable with her new

home.  Most animals are quite sensitive to changing homes, and

if you try to approach her too soon, she will probably react

unfavorably.   



After she gets used to her new home, she will need to get used

to you.  You can start by just being around her a lot.  When you

feed her, stay in her immediate vicinity.  It won't take long

for her to realize that you are not a predator, and will allow

you to be near.  Then you have to get her used to your touch.

Scratch her where she can't reach.  Brush her with an

appropriate comb.  Most animals, unless they have been the

victims of abuse, will take to this type of intimacy very

quickly.  All these things will also make you much less likely

to get bit, kicked or stomped.   



The real secret of success with animals is to be able to put

yourself on their level and understand things from their point

of view.  This is not a degrading thing to do, it's just

different.   



The friendship you develop with your animal will not happen

overnight, but it will happen.  Soon you will be able to touch

her anywhere without her flinching, and she will trust you.

Now, when you take your clothes off and eat her out or fuck her,

it's just an extension of things she is already used to.   



Most "authorities" lump sex with animals in the same thought as

pedophilia.  They view both activities as a "violation of the

innocent".  While that may be true in pedophilia, when it comes

to animals nothing could be further from the truth.  Animals do

not consider sex to be any more important than eating, sleeping

or any of their other activities.  It is a totally instinctive

thing that is hard-wired into their id.  The main reason animals

breed is because of this instinct.  The female animal of most

species don't really get to enjoy it because the male is in and

out in a matter or seconds.  This is because of the hard-wiring

again.  If animals didn't breed fast in the wild, they would be

at a distinct disadvantage if they were caught in the act by a

passing predator.  You have a unique opportunity with the female

animal.  By providing her with long sessions of sensations and

pleasures that she probably has never had before, she will come

to enjoy the act more and more.  You will be bringing her up to

your level, not the other way around.   



If you are aspiring to be a true bestialist, you need to use all

your resources.  Use your tongue, fingers and cock in every

pleasurable way you can think of.  Don't just fuck her, but make

love to her.  Engage in foreplay with her.  Fondle her all over,

play with her tits, give her plenty of oral sex.  You will be

bonded that much closer to her every time and your eventual

orgasm will be much more intense.  Some readers may resist going

to this extent.  If you don't go to this extent, I believe it

will be a loss for both of you.   



Once you have finished having your fun, don't just put you pants

on and leave.  A little afterplay is good.  Pet her and talk to

her.  Gently clean your cum off her if need be.  Give her a

treat, such as a handful of grain, fed from your hand.  All this

will only strengthen your bond with the animal.  





                     SHARING YOUR ANIMAL



Most guys keep their animal activities to themselves, probably

because of prejudice, fear or the feeling that they are all

alone in their desires.  I always thought so too, but I was

fortunate to find some friends who taught me that bestiality is

much more erotic and fun when shared with a buddy.  Of course,

many guys are insecure and not interested in group scenes.  My

advice is to try it if the opportunity presents itself.  There's

nothing quite like a "barn party" with four or five guys

standing around jacking off, watching you screw whatever is

available, and waiting their turns.  Sloppy fifths is something

you will not soon forget.  If you weren't an exhibitionist

before, you will be after that!  You don't have to worry about

your performance in this situation.  Animals will not look down

on you or laugh if you can't do the deed.  Fellow animal lovers

will also understand.  If you are the only one who has sex with

your animal, then you should have no fear of catching any

diseases.  Animals have their own brand of venereal disease, and

except for very rare circumstances, is not transmittable to

humans.  Also, you cannot give her anything you might have.  If

you are sharing your animal, it may not be a good idea to eat

her after your buddy gets off in her, even though the higher

body temperature should kill any bugs that might be in the

sperm.  Nothing is absolutely safe, so just follow common sense

and good hygiene.



One thing you need to find out is how your animal will react to

being shared.  Sometimes, she may have developed such a bond

with you that she will be unwilling to take on someone else.

That is a rarity, but does happen.  Some animals may not like

the prolonged session that will result with two or more guys

sharing them, while others get hotter as you go, and can't get

enough.  This is something that you must determine through

experimentation.  If it becomes obvious that your sharing is

stressing your animal, then stop.  Again, a true animal lover

will understand this situation too.   Keeping your animal happy.



You will eventually learn all of your animal's moods.  Some

animals can be quite moody at times, and if you don't recognize

this, your chances of being bit, kicked or stomped are greatly

increased.  Some days they might not want you around at all,

other days they can't get enough of you.  Don't force yourself

on her when she is in one of these anti-human states.  Give her

some respect, and she will be happy and more than willing later.

 

Most farm animals don't get a great deal of attention from

humans, except for things the animal does not like...

vaccinations, branding, etc.  It follows that most farm animals

are not very happy.  The best thing you can do to keep your

animal happy is to be around her, talk to her, brush and clean

her.  You will find that the actual sex is a very small

percentage of your total involvement.  Keeping her clean will

also make things better for you.  It would be really tough for

even a seasoned bestialist to get interested in oral sex with a

cow that has been on pasture all summer.  Clean the corners of

her eyes, and her nose.  Brushing and combing are good for body

cleaning, and use some warm water and very mild soap to clean

her udder and genitals.  Of course, these things might get you

turned on, so you may want to follow up with some hot sex.



Another factor that will keep your animal happy is proper

housing.  Build a home and provide an exercise area appropriate

to your animal.  There is really no reason to build your

structure air tight, unless you live in an area that has forty

below winters.  Farm animals are designed to live outdoors.  As

long as you provide them with a place to get in out of the wind,

they will be happy.  For example, if you live in cold regions of

the world such as in the northern parts of the United States, or

in Canada, consider heaters in the building, and more insulation.

Make sure she has an adequate supply of fresh water all

the time.  Use a tank heater in the winter (have you ever

tried to get a drink through six inches of ice?).  Feed her

quality feeds and be picky about who you buy hay and grain from.

Another thing to bear in mind about housing for your animal:  It

needs to meet your requirements also.  Obviously, it needs to be

private, so solid doors are a must.  It needs to be large enough

that you will be able to enjoy your fun without a lot of

encumbrances.  There should be storage for lubricants, paper

towels, and any other paraphernalia you might need.  You will

also need a place to keep larger things like stools to stand on,

if necessary, and maybe some knee pads to kneel on.  Remember

that a barn is usually a dusty environment, so storage areas

need to be enclosed.  Have some hooks or hangers for clothes.

If you are into photography or video, you may need power

outlets.  Build the best structure you can for your budget.

Barns are homes away from home for a bestialist.   





                   KEEP YOUR ANIMAL HEALTHY



Animal health is a very gray area for a lot of people.  If you

do not know something about the physiology and biology of your

animal, then go buy a book and learn about it.  Learn to

recognize signs of distress, and when to worry and when not to.

Pick a veterinarian and stick with him or her (hir).  Call hir

if you think it is necessary.  Inspect your animal daily for

signs of damage.  They all get nicks, cuts and bruises.  Keep

some alcohol, cotton, "breathable" tape and other veterinary

supplies handy just in case.  Make sure she gets her yearly

vaccinations.  Every species has different needs, and it is

essential that you learn the basics.



 

                 COMMENTS ABOUT SOME SPECIES



These comments are based mostly on my personal experience.

After these comments, I will try to make a recommendation.



BITCHES



My own experiences with bitch dogs has not been very good.  They

generally have very tight and dry pussies, and require a lot of

tongue work to get them opened up.  Even then, they have a bone

a couple of inches in that prevents you from sticking your dick

straight in.  You have to angle up and over to get by this bone.

Their height is generally too low to have sex with them while

you are standing up, and too high to have sex with them while

you are kneeling.  The best way to have sex with a bitch is to

put her in bed and lay down behind her.  The best sex I ever had

with a bitch was one time when I took sloppy seconds from a

friend.  However, in general, I would have to rate bitches as

generally unsatisfactory.   



GOATS



Goats are very friendly animals, and seem to crave attention and

companionship from people.  They love to play, and sometimes

will spend as much time as you want playing.  If you want to do

this, get a goat with no horns!  The larger breeds are about the

same size as a large dog, so they are not too convenient to

mount.  They can be trained to lay down, so you can put them in

bed, but will not take to this as fast as a dog.  



A goat can be a great screw if you are not too well hung.  Their

pussies look quite small, but a lot of tonguing will open them

up, and they don't have the bone like a dog.  The entire genital

area of the goat has very velvety skin, and a lot of time can be

spent licking her pussy, asshole and the underside of her tail.

I have found that you can get your cock in OK, but the goat does

not seem to have a very deep pussy.  I tend to bottom out.  



Goats shit a lot, but the turds are small and hard and you can

just brush them out of the way.  The sphincter muscles of the

goat are fairly weak, so you can easily butt fuck them too.

(That is, of course, if they let you.  Consent is everything in

animal love.)  Personally, I prefer the black Nubian breed.

What a sexy looking animal!  



Be sure to do proper housing for your goat.  They can jump a

great distance.  I've seen one clear a six foot fence from a

standing start.   



SHEEP



When someone who is not into the scene hears about sex with

animals, almost invariably they think of sheep.  So many

shepherds have told so many stories over the years.  My

experience tells me that this reputation is probably well

deserved.  Their main disadvantage is their size... they are not

convenient to mount.  They are fairly easy to get into bed.

Once a sheep thinks she is trapped, most of them will give up

and stop any struggling.  Every time, I am concerned about that

and it is a little distracting, because I do not wish to "trap"

any animal for my own pleasure.  Pleasure must be mutual for me

to enjoy it.  Anyway, sheep body shapes allow you to get them

on their backs and fuck them belly to belly -- and kiss them

while your at it!  



Sheep tend to have burrs, stickers and other undesirable

things in their coats.  I recommend keeping them shorn.  Even

then, their wool produces a lot of lanolin, so you can expect to

come away feeling a little oily.   



The thing that really recommends the sheep is the pussy.  It's

as though it was specifically designed for bestiality minded

guys.  It is tight, wet, and seemingly bottomless.  It's also a

good pussy for eating.  Don't worry if you are hung like a mule,

the sheep will accommodate you just fine.  Sheep don't have a

very strong sphincter muscle, so you can easily fuck them up the

ass also.   



SOWS



My experiences with a sow have been a little less than

satisfactory.  The one I had was quite large, around 600 pounds

and (you guessed it) fat as a pig!  She just was not very

attractive to me.  Once I got into her, her pussy was very hot

and clinging, and she was really a pretty good fuck.  Sows are

difficult to mount due to their size, and at that weight you

can't exactly pick them up and lay them down.  I found that if I

spread my legs way out and balanced on her back, I could get to

her pussy fairly well.  Big sows are quite strong, and they

won't stand for you unless they want to.  It's difficult to tie

one because ropes just slip over their head.  



One nice thing about sows is that when they are in heat, all

they want is to get fucked.  You can easily tell by putting

pressure on their back.  If they assume a more sexual stance,

and appear to be a little paralyzed, you have a hot sow!   



I would like to have more opportunities with sows, but have not

had the chance.  At various livestock shows I have noticed that

the prize sows were trim and fit at around 150 pounds, and very

sexy looking.  I would not kick one of those out of bed!   



COWS



Cows are easy and fairly cheap to get, fun to fuck, and easy to

sell for what you paid for them.  This is probably the

reason they are a favorite on many farms.  Cows that are kept

for sex are usually fed grain and hay rather than being

pastured.  Pasture feeding a cow will usually bring on a lot of

diarrhea.  Cows are not attractive to most people when their

whole rear end is covered in dried shit.  Grain feeding

eliminates this problem.  



Cows have wonderfully warm and slimy pussies, and are very good

eating.  Unfortunately, to get the best fuck from them, you have

to be hung a little better than average.  Those of you less well

endowed can try out the four-month old heifers.  The younger

heifers can be fucked while standing flat footed, but the adult

cows will require something to stand on.   



One of the best things about cows is that the pussy is not

buried way down between heavy muscled ass cheeks; it usually

hangs out a little from their body.  When you are eating cow

pussy, you can get your tongue really deep.  When fucking them,

you can stick you balls and everything in there.  If you have

friends watching, it's also easier for everyone to see what's

going on.   



Cows seem to have an endless supply of shit inside, and love to

release it just when you are about ready to come and not in the

mood to pull away.  When the cow is grain fed, the turds are

hard and this is generally not a problem.  For the pasture fed

cows, the closest thing I can think of is the feeling of a few

gallons of warm spaghetti sauce running over your belly and down

your legs.  Cows love to piss a lot also.  If you like to eat

pussy, like the avid bestialist, and you're on your knees behind

the cow, you run the risk (or the pleasure, depending on how you

look at it) of being drenched at any moment with about two

gallons of hot cow piss.  I have found this to be an enormous

turn-on, but if you personally have a problem with being pissed-

on and occasionally shit-on by your animal, you will probably

want to own something other than cows.   



MARES 



Mares are fairly easy to fuck, and you will need a crate or

stool that will bring you up to their level.  They take to being

trained to stand still very quickly.  Mares have an unusual

feature in their pussies that allows them to voluntarily

contract some muscles that result in a "winking" effect.  Some

mares have such a strong winking that you can hear the snap when

they do it.  This feature makes mares absolutely the best eating

pussy on the planet.  Of course, mares run the whole gamut from

cold fish to incredibly hot sex machines.  You will have to

experiment to find out where your mare fits in.  



If you are lucky enough to have one of the hot ones, it means

that she will be winking and squirting fluid and making obscene

squishing noises when being fucked.  This helps make up for the

fact that they do have large pussies, and unless you are well

equipped, you might not get enough friction to get off.  The

squishing and winking might give you a psychological advantage

though... since she would also exhibit these actions when being

fucked by a stallion, you can think of yourself as a stallion,

and that can give you an enormous boost!   



Miniature horses have all the same attributes as the full size

ones, except they are too small to ride.  For the average hung

dude, one of these might be the way to go.  You will probably

still get the winking and squishing, but with a much tighter

pussy, you will have a sex partner to die for.  Also, you can

fuck the miniatures flat-footed.  Mares seldom dump or piss

during the action, so you can concentrate on getting your rocks

off.   





                          CONCLUSION



Based on all the foregoing, I highly recommend mares as the best

animal partner that can be had.  If you get a full size one, you

have the added pleasure of being able to saddle her up and go

for a ride.  In addition, a mare would not be out of place in a

non-farm area.  Lots of residential areas permit horses, but not

other farm animals.   



End of dissertation... remember, play safe, have fun, and fuck

like a mink because it will be all too soon when you will not be

able to do it any more.  Thank you.  



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