Archive-name: Miscell/fuck.txt

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Archive-title: Fuck You





    Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the

English language today is the word "Fuck".  It is one magical word which

just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love.  Fuck, like

most words in the English language, takes it's name from another language,

the German word "Friklon" which means "WHOOPEE".



    In language, fuck falls into many grammatical categories.  It can

be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive

(Mary was fucked by John), or as a passive verb (Mary doesn't really give

a fuck).  It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fuckin' beautiful).  As

you can see, there are not too many words with the versatility of "Fuck".



    Besides it's sexual connections, this lovely word can be used to

describe many situations as follows:



    Fraud................I got fucked by my insurance agents

    Trouble...........................I guess I'm fucked now

    Dismay......................................Oh!  Fuck it

    Agression.......................................Fuck You

    Passive..........................................Fuck me

    Confusion..................................What the fuck

    Difficulty......I don't understand this fucking business

    Despair.....................................Fucked again

    Philosophical...........................Who gives a fuck

    Incompetence..............................He's fucked up

    Laziness.................................He's a fuck off

    Displeasure.........What the fuck's going on around here

    Rebellion.................................Fuck the world



It can be used in descriptive anatomy:  He's really a fucking ass-hole.

It can be used to tell time: It's fucking' Five-thirty.

It can be used in business:  How did I get this fucking job?

It can be used as a prediction:  Oh well, I'll be fucked.

It can be maternal:  Mother-fucker!

It can be nautical:  Fuck the Admiral!

It can be political:  Fuck the President!

It can open the door to wonderful relationships:  Lets fuck, baby.

It can be used to enhance the meaning of a word:  Fuckin' beautiful.



    The mind fairly bogies at the many creative forms for this most

functional word.  How can anyone be offended when you say "Fuck"?  Use it

in your daily speech.  It adds to your prestige.



            -Tell someone today, "FUCK YOU"

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