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Archive-name: Miscell/bubble.txt


Archive-title: Bubble's Guide to Bay Area Massage Parlors


Bubbles will add to this as she continues "researching". Much of her info

is from customers and other girls (2nd hand). For legal reasons,

please consider the following as fiction, for entertainment purposes

only, and any resemblances to persons either living or dead is

a figment of your perverted, deranged, and crudely warped imagination.


Last updated 1/07/89

Well, those anal retentives in Santa Cruz have done it again. I

went down there looking for work, and not a single massage parlor

is still open! To add insult to injury, "Elan," my favorite place,

is now a Gospel Bookstore. Sheeeeee-it! Oasis has its sign painted

over, there's a padlock on the Stairkase and every phone booth I

went to had the "massage" page razored out of the yellow pages.

Sounds like someone wanted to get re-elected Sheriff real bad.


BANGKOK MASSAGE, Larkin and Eddy, San Francisco is a pretty

good place to get laid. The massage is only $30, and the

girls will go all the way for another $50. They'll even put the

whole thing on your bank card. Despite the name, most of the

girls are Vietnamese or Chinese. Rooms have private baths, and

if you're lucky the girl will bathe you before and after the

massage. Ask for a "hard" massage, and you will get a nice

legitimate rub, which turns erotic and light-touch after about

15 minutes.


SINGAPORE SPRINGS, O'Farrell street, San Francisco. This is one

block uphill and one block East of Bangkok. Here the girls are

all Vietnamese, massage is $30, rooms all have private baths,

and "tips" are very affordable. A nude hand job can be as low

as $30. There are some very pretty young girls here, but also a couple

of old tarts. Again, a hard massage soon turns into a hard-on massage.

These folks prefer their tips in cash, though.


Sunnyvale's best kept secret is Hiyashi Massage. The address is

1240 Wolfe Road, but it is cleverly hidden in a small shopping

center just off El Camino. Also, there is NOTHING on the outside

to even hint it might be a massage parlor. The front looks like a

high-class nail salon, and the sign says "Body beautiful tan tone."

When you walk in the door, there's a long, narrow waiting area, like a

beauty parlor. But the only services available on the menu are half-hour

and full-hour "body toning." On weekday evenings, there are as many as

a dozen girls, most of whom are refugees from Kimiko and other nearby

establishments. While the other places have gotten pretty conservative

lately, the Hiyashi girls will go all the way. They won't quote prices,

since that would not be legal, but the bigger the tip, the more thorough

the service. $40 will get you a topless hand job, another $10 usually

will allow total nudity. This is on top of the $40 half-hour house fee.

While the main fee can go on Mastercard or Visa, tips must be in cash.

The place is clean, the furnishings are new but not ornate, and they

provide a bathrobe for the shower. The massage itself is VERY sensual--

in fact, if you don't have a hard-on in three minutes, either there's

something wrong with you, or you're a woman. In which case you'd be wetter

than a monsoon. I should tell you how to find this place. Take El

Camino to Wolfe. Turn north (that's towards 101)and on your right

will be a car wash. The next driveway is the one you want. Go all

the way to the back of the parking lot, and you're there. By the

way, Chellokababi, a very nice Persian restaurant, is in the same

shopping plaza.


ROYAL SPA 302 E. 4th Ave., San Mateo is  worth checking out. They are

all oriental, mostly Vietnamese girls. Prices are $35 a half-hour, $50 an

hour. They take Visa and Mastercard for the base price, but cash for the

tips. "Extra services" are readily available, but the girls have a little

trick--if they don't think you are sexy enough, they will slip into a

sanitary napkin before the massage. If they do like you, you're in for

a real treat. It turns out the massage places in San Mateo have all been

bought by Vietnamese folks, and it is harder and harder for us non-

Oriental women to get work there. But there is hope--Royal Spa's owner

apparently decided it wasn't worth it getting out of bed on weekends,

so there are pair of blondes working that shift. Linda is a solidly built

young lady with the firmest 38's you've ever seen. She says she gets wet

almost every time a guy gets hard in front of her. Christina (also called

Danielle) is a little bit older, but loves to bend over for a little ass-

fingering. I may try to get a part-timer with them...


MISS LOU'S STUDIO, 1308 Old Bayshore Hwy., Burlingame, Suiye 211. This

is upstairs in the building behind the Hyatt Cinema. The place has

showers and a sauna, and is clean and well-kept. But lately the personnel

has gone downhill. If you like your massage at the hands of ugly, fat

middle-aged spinsters, then go for it. They take Visa and Mastercard,

massages are $30, shower/sauna by itself is $15. Most of the "ladies"

don't take tips, and the ones who do you don't want.


KIMIKO'S, Mary & El Camino, Sunnyvale. This is a very nice, quiet place.

It's a beauty parlor on the outside, but if you read their yellow pages

ads, you can see the beauty parlor is just a front. Indeed, there only

is a single chair/hair dryer in there, but there are about 6 rooms for

massage in the back. Massage price has gone up to $40, bank cards accepted.

The place is Korean, and so are all the girls. This is a shame, since

they use to be a nice range of Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese and Indian.

Also, now they are older (40's) and the massage is mediocre, and most

don't take tips. Next door is Hiphugger go-go tav, where sometimes you can

see some very sexy dancing girls.


SCANDIA MASSAGE, 2 blocks off the El Camino on Murphy in Sunnyvale.

A hostess greets you, another girl will give the actual massage. The

hostess handles the $$, the girls do not accept tips. However, you

can massage the girl if you want to. Just don't touch her breasts

or pussy. Yes, she is naked when you rub her. The girls give a non-

sexual massage, though they sometimes will reach all the way down you and

is generally looked at as a compliment, but nothing to get excited over.

$55 for a 1-hour generic massage, $1 a minute thereafter. They

also offer a body shampoo, for an extra $50 which is NOT worth it.

All they do is soap your body. They don't tease or do anything that

will get them in dutch with the Scummyvale PD. But they will try to

stretch out the massage, and get you to add time. It isn't EXACTLY

a rip-off, but $1 a minute melts your paycheck down FAST. Bank

cards accepted.


TENDER TOUCH, Mission just south of Decoto in Union City.

Only 3 rooms, a very shitty shower they accept MC and Visa

for the $40 basic fee, but tips MUST be in cash.

All the available girls meet you in the front parlor, and you get

to pick the one you like. Most places if you don't ask for a specific

girl, you get whatever slut is next in line--usually the least popular

one. The girls here will ask if you are a cop. It is also a good

idea for you to ask them, too. I met the lady cop who busted them, 2 years

ago, and she is a real sexy woman. I think she enjoyed working there

more than she enjoyed busting them. Anyhow, tips are accepted once

you establish you are a private citizen, and they range from $40

for a nude massage to...well...whatever you and the girl agree on.


THE SPA, San Mateo, on 3rd just east of El Camino.

Very spacious, well-kept. Almost elegant. Lots of girls,

$35 for half-hour massage. Some rooms have private showers. Very

clean place, and even the older ladies that work there are pretty sexy.

This place caters to business types, so the girls are very wary of

first-timers (who may be cops). After you've been there a few times

you are accepted.

American Express accepted. These folks close at 10 pm.



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